It's Ash Wednesday and in honor of Lent, I have decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and be one without cake AND the like. I will be the noble one. I will do this for cake enthusiasts all over the world so that no one else will have to suffer without. I will withstand the maddening temptations and bypass those floury fusions for forty days and forty nights. Head high, but never losing the peripheral vision on that one slice, I will keep my promise to you, my fellow cake panders. I will reckon with the imminent disparity that will result from this tragic experiment. Let me be the one to wake in cold sweats in the middle of my comfy slumber massaging my distended belly. I will survive and maybe lose a pound or two. So, "Don't cry for me Argentina; the truth is I never left you; all through my wild days (of eating cake and such), my mad existence, I kept my promise; don't keep your distance." I will be back soon...hungrier and with a deeper desire to bleed cake again! I love you and hope you love me. *end of infinitely, overly dramatic post* ♥ Laura-aka-the girl who wishes she wasn't Catholic on this day.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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